Another standard for beards...

the necessity of tweezers

4646 kilometer beard

Excellent timelapse http://holykaw.alltop.com/one-year-of-walking-and-beard-growth-an-aweso of a year of beard growth, accompanying a 4646 kilometer journey. Somewhere around three minutes, he hits the mange stage, and then ends up Messiah-like. What time does your favorite beard sprout?

I think I'll make a graph of his attractiveness based on time--yes, excellent. Now, to the office!